Hilariously Dumb

While lying down on my bed, i remembered an incident that happened around 3 months back on one of my outings among some friends and I smiled at myself. So I thought of sharing it with you, maybe it will help bring some smiles to some faces out there.

It was during one of my escapades with my friends, we went to a sea-side here in Malaysia. I was swimming with my friends cracking jokes and so on when I noticed a girl at about 3 metres from me and she was around 20 years old looking lost and searching panicly around her. As you know, I am a gentleman in disguise so I approached her and seeing me coming near... Here is where the hilarious part started:


She: "Adik blablablabalabla...."speaking in malay"...


Me: "Kak I do not speak malay, Can you pls speak in english?"

Emptiness

 “Courageous - that’s how you see me; Successfull - that’s how you belive in me; happy - that’s what you expect of me; But...Emptiness - that’s what is inside of me.”

I don't know how common this is, but for me, the main problem is that I feel
disconnected from everyone and everything.

I have a few people out there who I care about, or who care about me, but no real
intimacy with anyone. Worse yet, this is a long term pattern with me, it's been going on
for enough years yet that it's quite possible I will be alone for the rest of my life.